Beloved readers,
I never wanted to become a ‘Road Dog’. I never wanted to get ‘The Stink of the Road on Me’. But look at me, out there, touring, seemingly nonstop. I reside in the great homogeneity, perusing Barnes & Nobles that are so much like one another, eating Chick-fil-A after Chick-fil-A, all of them good, all of them the same. Verily, there are beautiful, unique things to see, out there, across America. But when you’re in a town for a day — not even in the town, but a far-flung suburb for better access to the far-flung comedy club and the far-flung airport — what chance is there to really get to know the idiosyncrasies of a place?
AND YET WE CONTINUE TO TOUR, FOR CONTINUE WE MUST, FOR THE SWEET PEOPLE OF AMERICA AND BEYOND CRY OUT TO WITNESS JAMES DONALD FORBES McCANN IN THE FLESH, AND THEY WILL NOT BE LONG DENIED.
NEW SHOWS ANNOUNCED, tickets on sale here
for the following shows:
SAN JOSE, CA - JULY 19 - 20
SACRAMENTO, CA - JULY 22
ST. LOUIS, MO - SEPTEMBER 19
OMAHA, NE - SEPTEMBER 20
IRVINE, CA - OCTOBER 1
BALTIMORE, MD - OCTOBER 10 -11
More dates coming soon.
Yours,
James Donald Forbes McCann
I have sent you X DMs and SUBSCRIBED to your newsletter and repeatedly WATCH your YouTube content and have BOOKMARKED your website face-icon to read your exhaustive list of published ramblings and have ORDERED your books with my reward points and I lastly have NO LESS than 3 pseudonyms under which I have MADE things for and SENT things to you AND I AM A RENOWNED WEBSITE MANAGER OF NOT VERY FAMOUS PEOPLE! And I sound NOTHING like a crazy person!
Respond to me, you fool!